Wank Punter-Bionic Chronic
With several LIVE-TO-AIR appearances on Playboy TV (NIGHT CALLS w/ host Jesse Jane), a cameo appearance on Zalman King’s new episodic series “Body Language” along with the licensing of 2 songs to the series’ debut episode, another cameo on Gene Simmons Family Jewels (shot on location at The Cat Club in Los Angeles), exclusive feature coverage in Playboy, Genesis, AVN & SWANK Magazine, and several appearances on Showcase TV’s “Web Dreams”, the boys and girls of Wank Punter are prepped and ready for the next major step on their surreal voyage.
The Wanks are frank — they satirize real life moments in humanity’s unending quest for sexual intimacy, and the oft-comical obstacles that befall our attempts to bed our targets. Cleverly written, their humor is executed with the skill and awe-inspiring finesse of a surgeon with the target aimed clearly just below the belt.
Grinding out solid rock music, they will make you laugh. Their explosive shows involve sexy ladies, provocative pyrotechnics, hilarious visual props and intriguing persona’s, replete with outrageous costumes. If Barnum & Bailey managed a rock n’ roll band, Wank Punter would be it…

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